Life... life is good. I really wonder why people worry so much. I mean, dares? Wars? ... People should just forget about them and sit back and relax. There's so much in life to enjoy... like the clouds... the wind... I mean, some things are so troublesome, don'tcha' think? I'd prefer just sittin' around rather than... running around... and fightin ( Read more... )

Hah~ That fight was no problem! To all you damn naysayers out there: I told you so~ Never doubt the great Hervey and his partner ever again!

... ... okay no, not really! I mean, we won, but it was a hell of a good match! Though I can't exactly say I was totally prepared to fight some kid. His face was like... augh! It was like kicking a cute puppy!  ( Read more... )

Alright, the last couple of days have been stupid! I'm not even kidding or being sarcastic when I say that. You see my face? Yeah, my cheek? It's purple. Freaking purple. I've had ice on it for freakin' ever, and I feel like my jaw's about to get stuck in place or something! It hurts to speak, too, but I'll be damned before I let that stop me. Hell ( Read more... )

It's funny that as soon as you start settling into a routine, things just go straight back to hell. I mean, I was startin' to get used to the peace and quiet, strange enough as that sounds. I was even used to the idea of staying put rather than dying out on the ocean by myself.

... But now? Horses running amock 'cause of some crazy shapeshifting guy ( Read more... )

Ladies and gents! Girls 'n boys!

I. Am. Back.

After a daring escapade around the oceans 'n back, fighting off those with malignant intent and going under the noble pirate flag, even facing the dangers of a giant-ass octopus and a humongous crab -- which, seriously, what the hell is up with that? -- as well as backstabbing, traitorous, cowardly ( Read more... )

Alright, so it looks like I'm just 'bout fed up with laying low. I mean, seriously, there are just some things that you have to avoid, and some things that... well... okay, y'know what? I can't think of a good analogy or whatever right now, so screw that.

Point is, 'sup, guys? Did I miss anything good? I know I missed the company of a few lovely ( Read more... )

Alright! To all you lovely ladies and gents who signed up for that Valentine bulletin thing you saw, you're in for a real treat this year, folks. Even more drama! Even more excitement! Even more lust and adventure!!!! Even more... well... ... yeah, okay, I gotta' admit, I made everything completely random.

In any case, you should be receivin' a ( Read more... )

Heh, guess who finally got discharged from the infirmary?~ Me, baby.

Looks like I'm gonna' have to get pretty damn good with my left arm in the next coupla' days. Ugh, it still hurts to move that damn arm and leg. ... Lucky I've had practice in the past. The infirmary workers are a bloody godsend, though. Except when they're blocking my escape ( Read more... )

Tch, I went in the direction Nash told me to go and I got nothin'. Squat. Couldn't find Lyon or that Yuber prick -- the trail just vanished and there was just... it lead to nothing and just disappeared. What a pain in the ass--!!

... Swear t'god, when I get my hands on that blonde pansy I'm going to rip his arm off and shove it down his throat. That ( Read more... )

So guys, Sheena and I make the ultimate tag team. Did you see that work done on Yuber? Man, pride and honor ain't got nothin' on that  -- our insults were the pinnacle of skillz. Among the highest achievements of mankind. The end result of somethin' akin to a finely made sword. The royalty of insults! I mean, we got Yuber so pissed that he probably ( Read more... )